~#FEF1~Hey, dude. What're you looking for?
~#FEF1~Yo! What's happening?
~#FEF1~What do you need, brother?
~#FEF1~I buy and sell, man. You looking?
~#FEF1~I'm always open for business, friend.
~#FEF1~Hey, dude. You came to me at the right time...
~#FEF1~Yo! Get ready to be impressed...
~#FEF1~Have I got a deal for you, brother...
~#FEF1~Man, wait until you hear what I'm offering...
~#FEF1~Hear me out. You're not gonna find a better deal than this, friend.
~#FEF1~Like what you see?
~#FEF1~Come on! These prices are to kill for.
~#FEF1~Don't take all day choosing. Know what I'm saying?
~#FEF1~You better not be a cop.
~#FEF1~Some of this is my own personal shit.
~#FEF1~I like ~#FEFF~. That shit's coming back in fashion, baby. Big-time!
~#FEF1~I got ~#FEFF~ at just $~#FEFE~ a bag. Get it while I got it.
~#FEF1~Take a look at the ~#FEFF~. I'm discounting that shit heavily.
~#FEF1~At $~#FEFE~ a bag, I'm practically giving away the ~#FEFF~, man. C'mon, take some will ya?
~#FEF1~You'd be crazy to miss out on ~#FEFF~ at $~#FEFE~ a bag. I'm almost paying you to take it!
~#FEF1~Good choice, my man. That shit will fuck you up.
~#FEF1~You know your shit, dude.
~#FEF1~If you don't have euros I'll take dollars.
~#FEF1~Don't touch the ~#FEFF~ if you ain't buying it, man.
~#FEF1~Okay. How much do you need?
~#FEF1~Heh! I stole the ~#FEFF~, so it's all profit for me, brother.
~#FEF1~Now, that's what I'm talking about.
~#FEF1~Dude, that's a done deal!
~#FEF1~I like your style, my man.
~#FEF1~It's good doing business with you, brother.
~#FEF1~What've you got, dude?
~#FEF1~This is a buyer's market, you know?
~#FEF1~Don't hold out on me, dude. Show me everything you got.
~#FEF1~Let's get some business done.
~#FEF1~What're you looking to sell?
~#FEF1~My bitches need some ~#FEFF~, man, some ~#FEFF~! Why ain't you got any ~#FEFF~? ...Shit!
~#FEF1~You've got nothing I'm really hurting for. All the same, I'm in a charitable mood...
~#FEF1~Man, I'd even sell my ass for some ~#FEFF~ right now. Know what I'm saying?
~#FEF1~Dude, I gotta get my hands on some ~#FEFF~ fast. What've you got in there?
~#FEF1~I was hoping a guy like you might have some ~#FEFF~. Guess I'm gonna have to keep waiting on that shit.
~#FEF1~When I see ~#FEFF~, I get happy. Man, that's on my shopping list right now.
~#FEF1~Oh, yeah, ~#FEFF~! Just what I'm looking for. I'll give you $~#FEFE~ a bag.
~#FEF1~You've got ~#FEFF~. I'll give you a good price on that, say $~#FEFE~ a bag?
~#FEF1~$~#FEFE~ a bag? That's pricey for ~#FEFF~. $~#FEFE~? ~#FEFE~ fucking dollars! Who told you I need that shit bad? You're gonna wipe me out here, dude.
~#FEF1~It's your lucky day, man! I'll take as much of your ~#FEFF~ as I can.
~#FEF1~Now, this ... this I like.
~#FEF1~Quality ~#FEFF~, dude.
~#FEF1~I'm guessing you don't give free samples?
~#FEF1~You ever fucked on ~#FEFF~? ...Relax! It's just a question, not a proposition.
~#FEF1~Your price is a little high, but I'm feeling generous.
~#FEF1~You better not have cut this with anything... That's my job. Heh!
~#FEF1~Heh! Heh! I've got a buyer looking for ~#FEFF~ who'll pay twice what I did.
~#FEF1~If the ~#FEFF~ moves quick I might want more, so don't be no stranger, baby.
~#FEF1~Pleasure doing business with you.
~#FEF1~Okay! You're under arrest for selling ~#FEFF~! ...Nah! I'm just shittin' with you, dude. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~Come back any time you like.
~#FEF1~Remember, I'm open for business 24/7/365, baby.
~#FEF1~My stock's always changing, so come back any time.
~#FEF1~You going already? Okay, see you around.
~#FEF1~Be seeing you, man!
~#FEF1~Hey! Do me a favor. Go fuck yourself next time you wanna waste my time!
~#FEF1~Amateur!
~#FEF1~You ain't gonna find better prices anywhere else, dude.
~#FEF1~I've got better things to do than chew the fat with a time waster. Man, get the fuck out of here!
~#FEF1~What the hell are you wasting my time for? Fuck you, man!
~#FEF1~Hey, I've got nothing against browsing, but for fuck's sake! Buy something, already!
~#FEF1~What the fuck are you on, man? You're just screwing around here!
~#FEF1~Are you buying? Selling? ...What? I don't have time for the bullshit!
~#FEF1~Hey! When you've figured out what the fuck you want to do, come back and see me. Until then, quit fucking around!
~#FEF1~My business is buying and selling, not looking and fucking around. Get the fuck out of my face, deadbeat.
~#FEF1~I don't do credit, man. Seriously, get your hands off the ~#FEFF~.
~#FEF1~Hey! Don't touch what you can't afford.
~#FEF1~I'm not in the mood to be charitable. Not enough money - no sale. Okay?
~#FEF1~I'm running a business here, pal. I don't do charity work.
~#FEF1~Hey, you bum! Don't make me turn your cash-flow problem into a blood-flow problem. You get me?
~#FEF1~That's great, brains! You're real good at this shit! Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~Man, I'm ready to do that kind of deal with you all day!
~#FEF1~Lousy mistake on your part, friend. It's a shame I don't do refunds.
~#FEF1~Wanna try that deal again, dumb-ass?
~#FEF1~Thanks, numb-nuts! I've got some beachfront property in Kansas you might wanna take a look at too. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~You got a great deal there, pal.
~#FEF1~I hope you appreciate my generosity.
~#FEF1~No one beats my prices, baby! Spread the word.
~#FEF1~Thanks, buddy! I've had the ~#FEFF~ for ages. It was getting so I couldn't give it away.
~#FEF1~Just don't use any of the ~#FEFF~ yourself, man. It's been cut with something fucking lethal.
~#FEF1~What're you, a moron? I haven't got any of that left.
~#FEF1~What're you looking to buy exactly? I'm all out of that.
~#FEF1~If I had any of that shit, I'd sell it to you, okay? But, I don't, so stop fucking around.
~#FEF1~Read my lips, buddy ...I ...ain't ...got ...none ...of ...that!
~#FEF1~I'm all out of that, so do me a favor and stop pawing at me.
~#FEF1~What? ...You just cleaned me out. I've got nothing left.
~#FEF1~Man, you must be desperate. C'mon, get your nose outta there.
~#FEF1~Let me explain this to you, slowly: If ...you ...buy ...all ...my ...shit, ...all ...my ...shit's ...gone, ...genius.
~#FEF1~Look all you want. I've got nothing left to sell, buddy.
~#FEF1~When you've finished rooting around in there, I can go get some more stock. So, er, hurry it up, okay?
~#FEF1~Pretty pleased with yourself aren't you?
~#FEF1~Okay! Okay! So you hit pay dirt. Don't rub my nose in it.
~#FEF1~Bet you're feeling pretty smug now, eh?
~#FEF1~You could have cut me in on some of that action, dude.
~#FEF1~I'm impressed. That's a damn fine profit you just made.
